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My Funny or Strange Life Vol.4

Darren Mcclocklin
2 min readJan 18, 2020

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This story is about me smoking weeds for the first time when I was 15 years old at my friend apartment. Call him number 1. It was a total blast.

It was late evening and one of my friend, let called him number 2. Brought it over to the #1 apartment. I said “what smelled weird?” #2 said “I got weeds!” and then I said “what? really? what it like to smoke it?” #2 said “it’s fun”. Then the three of us started to smoke a “joints”. I said “I don’t feel anything yet.” #1 said “wait for it, it’ll start to take an effect soon” and so, I waited after not just one joint but after two joint. Silly me. Then without realizing I was watching TV. They look at me and #1 said “what are you doing?”, I said “oh, I’m watching TV that looked like a good show and it kind of look like us”. Both started to laugh and #1 said “the tv is not even on and you’re look at a reflection of us!”. I say “oh shit, you’re right”.

Now I realize that I got to go pee. I said “where the bathroom?… Oh, never mind. It right in of me, in the front corner of the room”. Thinking to myself I gotta get up and go. BUT I CAN’T MOVED!… I freak out to my friends “I’m stuck and how do I move?”. Slowly, I started to move one by one and finally, I can stand up. BUT now, I don’t know how to walk!…

Again slowly, I start to move and be able to walk to the bathroom.

For my final part of the story.

When I got to pee, it feel really funny and ticked.

While not everyone one can smoke weeds but that was an amazing feeling for me that night. I still smoke weeds like I am right now.

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Darren Mcclocklin
Darren Mcclocklin

Written by Darren Mcclocklin

I’m a Youtuber, writer, comedian, filmmaker, and an actor. In 2019, I became a members of “Writers Guild of Western Canada” I started doing comedy in late 2017.

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